Hilarious Video shows 'How Kids Brush their Teeth'

Publish Date
Monday, 8 June 2020, 6:08PM

If you've never witnessed the atrocity that is a young child brushing their teeth, let me be the first to tell you: it's one of the most callous, mean-spirited, disgusting, indecent, animalistic, barbaric, and just f*cking rude displays of impropriety that can take place in the family home.

This man in a Buzz Lightyear onesie created a TikTok video that, in a mere 12 seconds, is one of the most accurate reenactments of a kid brushing his teeth that I've ever seen. It's so spot-on — from the way he globbed two weeks' worth of goo onto the countertop to the way he didn't even attempt to aim his spit into the sink — that I didn't know whether to laugh, curl up in the fetal position, or throw my own tube of toothpaste across the room.

However you react, just remember: this is going to be your kid tonight, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

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